Unmanaged VDS (Virtual Dedicated Server)

We offer unlimited bandwidth, but let's not get carried away, shall we? We expect normal usage that falls under our Fair Usage Policy. In other words, feel free to use the internet like a regular person, not like you're trying to download the entire Library of Congress. As long as you're not using more bandwidth than a small country, we're cool. For the nitty-gritty details, check out our Terms of Service. It's a riveting read, we promise!

Oh, absolutely not! You just need to be a wizard. If you can recite Linux commands in your sleep, dream in binary, and have a Ph.D. in "Googling Error Messages", you're more than qualified! Don't worry if you're not quite there yet - our unmanaged Virtual Dedicated Server is an excellent opportunity to develop these skills through the time-honored tradition of trial and error. Lots and lots of error.

Support? We offer the best kind of support - emotional support! When your server crashes at 3 AM, and you're knee-deep in error logs, just remember: we believe in you! If you need technical support, we've got a great solution: a mirror. Look into it and repeat, "I can do this!" three times.

Oh, look who decided to join the "I Need An Adult" club! We do indeed offer a Managed VDS option for those who prefer their servers with a side of hand-holding and a sprinkle of "please don't let me break the internet". If you're interested in upgrading from 'disaster waiting to happen' to 'somewhat functional website owner', check out our Managed Virtual Dedicated Server options.