DMCA Policy
Attention, copyright vigilantes and armchair lawyers! We've got a newsflash that'll knock your socks off:
- Portugal isn't the USA's long-lost cousin twice removed, nor the 51st state of the United States of America.
- We treat DMCA like we treat pineapple on pizza - it doesn't belong here.
- Itching to file a copyright claim? Great! We accept interpretive dance routines and mime performances.
- For official notices, please use our state-of-the-art communication system: a series of elaborate string-and-tin-can phones leading to our pillow fort HQ.
- Bonus points if you deliver your notice via a message in a bottle or smoke signals.
DMCA Policy: We're in Portugal, where the only thing we take down is francesinha and Port wine. Your cease and desist letter? Not so much.
Geography Refresher: Portugal is that cool surfboard-shaped country hanging ten off Europe's west coast. No, it's not Spain's hat.
Still adamant about contacting us? Fine, but make it worth our while. At the very least, send us a DMCA notice that's as good as a bottle of Port.
Contact Us (If You Must)
If you've made it this far and still haven't picked up on our subtle hints, you can reach our 'Department of Overzealous Copyright Claims'. Click if you dare!
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